What Is Entertonement?

Entertonement is the largest collection of sound bites and short quotes on the web. Or the world. Or the universe. Or something like that. What we are sure about is that, we're bigger than a breadbox, growing really quickly, and getting lots of users like you the instant joy you desire.

What Can You Do?

Lots of cool stuff... like:

Listen to Sounds Bites

Our site is made for listening... for free! You can jump to any sound bite listen to the sound, comment and rate, or you can hit the next button and bounce to the next sound bite in a series. Further, on any collection you'll have the chance to listen right there too.

Explore Collections of Sounds

We're all about getting a bunch of sound bites together and organizing them to be easier to find. I think in another life we may have been Melvil Dewey. Nonetheless, with our convenient system you'll be able to bounce from collection to collection to find just the vein of gold you were looking for, (or you can add own). And in every collection, you'll be able to listen to all the goodness right there on the page, without having to hop around.

Contribute Your Own Goodness

You may be asking yourself, 'Me, can I upload a new sound bite? I dunno, that seems hard!'

Pay no more attention to that inner voice (or any inner voices for that matter, they're generally not to be trusted). We make it incredibly easy for you to add whatever you'd like to the site. In addition to audio formats like, .mp3s, .wma, .ogg, and just anything else, we also accept video files! Yep, just find a video which has the sound you want, and you can upload it directly - we'll strip the audio and make it available for everyone to hear.

But wait, there's more! We ALSO let you post straight from a URL. That means if you find a sound bite out there on the web, or a video on a popular video site, and don't feel like downloading it and re-uploading it yourself, you can just copy and paste the address from your browser's address bar right into our system, and all the work will be done for you.

But wait, there's even more! We *ALSO* let you record your voice right on our site. Show off your myriad talents by clicking the record button and sing to your heart's content. Seconds after you're done you (and everyone else) will be able to marvel in your vocal stylings! Woah, that's a lot of stuff!

So (you think) you have nothing whatsoever to contribute? Highly unlikely, but feel free to just browse around, rate, comment and add new collections. Every little bit helps your friends and relatives find the stuff you love!

Embed the Sound Bites to Show Off Your Clip-fu!

Want to take the sounds on our site with you to show off to all your other many Internet friends? Boy do we have the solution for you. Our embedded player works in nearly all major social networks including MySpace, Facebook, Friendster, Typepad, Orkut, Bebo and lots lots more. Further, if you're a customized sort, you can take our player for your own personal blog with a single click. Or maybe you don't self-publish at all - you can use our embedded player in lots of the major forums out there as well.

Don't want to deal with all that embed code? No problem! You can play around with our super-cool Facebook App. Just pick your URL and post away.

Want extra credit? Make our sounds a ringtone on your phone! That's right we have free mp3 ringtones for many of our most popular collections, and we support most major carriers.

More?

Got a complaint or deeply held grievance? Or maybe your favorite feature is missing? Jeez, you're demanding. Fortunately, we like demanding people. Please jump over to our UserVoice forum and let us have it!