John Oliver Sound Bites

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Woke Up Tbleary-Eyed
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And Finally, Cubs Fans
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Do Stupid People Vote?
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Eat Their Ballots
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Enter the Voting Booth Only to Urinate...
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Only Personal Attacks Affect Them
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Others Will Remember to Vote, but Not...
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People Who Jump Up and Down on Frozen...
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People Who Lose Arguments to Babies
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People Whose Head Gets Stuck in Jars...
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Shaved Gorillas Who've Somehow Acquired...
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Some Will Build a Nest in the Booth and...
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The Chicago Cubs Will Never, Ever Win...
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The Voluntarily Lobotomized
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These People Are Idiots