You want a chip bro?

Clipping from the Beached Whale cartoon, Kiwi offers Whale a chip (a potato chip no less), but Whale refuses because of his inability to chew. Sadly, whales only eat... More »

Clipping from the Beached Whale cartoon, Kiwi offers Whale a chip (a potato chip no less), but Whale refuses because of his inability to chew. Sadly, whales only eat plankton, misleading as it may be.
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KIWI: ...D'ya wanna chip bro?
WHALE: As in a chop?
KIWI: Yeah, chip. More »

KIWI: ...D'ya wanna chip bro?
WHALE: As in a chop?
KIWI: Yeah, chip.
WHALE: A potato chop?
KIWI: This one, chip, a chip.
WHALE: I would bro, but I don't eat chips,
KIWI: Is that so?
WHALE: naaah, I only eat plankton.
KIWI: Plankton?
WHALE: Can't chew, bro?
KIWI: Try a chip, bro.
WHALE: Nah, I can't chew.
KIWI: Just try a chip, bro.
WHALE: You don't understand, I might look big, but I can't chew bro, I only eat plankton.
KIWI: That's very deceptive!
WHALE: I know, it's very misleading. Do you have any plankton?
KIWI: I might, I'll go and check over here.
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