Robot: Thank you for calling internet services.
If you're calling for technical support, press 1.
If you're calling for customer service, press 2.
More »Robot: Thank you for calling internet services.
If you're calling for technical support, press 1.
If you're calling for customer service, press 2.
If you'd like to speak to an operator, press 0.
(beep)
I didn't understand the button you pressed. Press it a little fucking harder.
Press the button harder!
W-(BEEP)
No longer!
Hard and long.
(Beeeeeep)
There you go. Please hold. You will be transferred to a customer representative in just a minute. So hold on your goddamn horses.
Okay. Alright? Okay?!
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