Elmo Prank Call

Elmo: Hello.
Man: Hello.
Elmo: Hi, is this the pharmacist? More »

Elmo: Hello.
Man: Hello.
Elmo: Hi, is this the pharmacist?
Man: Yes.
Elmo: Hi Mr. Pharmacist. Listen my eyes. It’s my eyes.
Man: Okay.
Elmo: They got really big.
Man: Do you need help?
Elmo: They got really big. My eyes are really big.
Man: Okay.
Elmo: I don’t know what happened.
Man: Is it burning?
Elmo: Yes, its burning and stinging and my nose turned orange too.
Man: Is it red?
Elmo: No its orange, my nose.
Man: No, no I’m talking about the eyes.
Elmo: My eyes are white. They look like ping pong balls.
Man: Yeah do you have any eye drops at your house?
Elmo: No I don’t and my skin turned red too.
Man: Okay, what you need to do is go to an emergency right away.
Elmo: I came in there and I bought the Elmo vitamins and now I’m only two feet tall.
Man: Are you taking any medications?
Elmo: No I just took the Elmo vitamins and now I shrunk to two feet tall I’m not even lying.
Man: No, you’re not taking any other medications?
Elmo: No I don’t take anything. Just big eyes, orange nose, and I turned red and Elmo not feeling good.
Man: Which kind of vitamins did you take?
Elmo: Elmo vitamins.
Man: Which one?
Elmo: Elmo’s, vitamin E.
Man: Vitamin E.
Elmo: I took a whole bottle because they were good. They tasted like candy to me.
Man: You took the whole bottle?
Elmo: Yes, Elmo likes vitamins.
Man: My gosh, you took all the vitamins.
Elmo: They were good. They were delicious.
Man: Yeah, but you’re only supposed to take one vitamin a day.
Elmo: They taste like candy so Elmo kept popping one and one and one, you know.
Man: You’re not supposed to eat that much, you need to go to the emergency right away if you’ve taken a whole bottle of your vitamin e today.
Elmo: Wait a minute, is that why I’m only 2 feet tall?
Man: Yeah, go to emergency right away.
Elmo: Okay, thank you Elmo happy now, bye.
Man: Bye.
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