Eugene Morris Jerome: "Hey, what if she's ugly. I mean, really ugly." Selridge: "Then you close your eyes and you think of some cheerleader." Eugene Morris Jerome: "I don't...
More »Eugene Morris Jerome: "Hey, what if she's ugly. I mean, really ugly." Selridge: "Then you close your eyes and you think of some cheerleader." Eugene Morris Jerome: "I don't want to close my eyes, that's the same as doing it to yourself." Selridge: "Not if you're feeling someone underneath you, or on top of you." Eugene Morris Jerome: "On top of me? Who would be on top of me?" Selridge: "She would. She could be anywhere. Under a table, on a chair, or an ironing board." Eugene Morris Jerome: "On an ironing board? What kind of girl is this? I thought we were going to a regular place." Selridge: "Don't you know anything?" Eugene Morris Jerome: "Maybe not in actual experience, but I have all the information I need." Selridge: "You don't know shit, Jerome. Do you know how many positions there are?" Eugene Morris Jerome: "American or worldwide?" Carney: "This guy is a riot." Selridge: "For five bucks, how many positions are there?" Eugene Morris Jerome: "Let me think." Selridge: "Do you want me to tell you?" Eugene Morris Jerome: "No." Selridge: "I'm gonna tell you. There are seventeen acceptable positions." Eugene Morris Jerome: "Acceptable? What is there, an Olympic committee that votes on positions." Carney: "I can't believe this guy is from New York." Eugene Morris Jerome: "Besides, you're wrong. There's fifty-two positions." Selridge: "Fifty-two? You're crazy. Where did you ever get that from?" Eugene Morris Jerome: "I saw a dirty deck of cards once." Selridge: "This jerk is worse than Epstein." Eugene Morris Jerome: "You owe me five bucks." Selridge: "Hey, listen, twerp. You're lucky if you do one position." Eugene Morris Jerome: "I'm not doing anything if it's on an ironing board." Carney: "Why not? You'll get your shirt pressed for free."
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