Andy: "Hey girl, I got something real important to give you. So just sit down, and listen. Girl you know we been together such a long, long time!"
Justin: "Such a long...
More »Andy: "Hey girl, I got something real important to give you. So just sit down, and listen. Girl you know we been together such a long, long time!"
Justin: "Such a long time!"
Andy: "Now I'm ready, to lay it on the line..."
Justin: "Wow, you know it's christmas, and my heart is open wide! Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind."
Andy: "A gift real special, so take off the top..."
Justin: "Take a look inside... it's my dick in a box!"
Andy: "It's in a box."
Justin and Andy: "Not gonna get you a diamond ring, that sort of gift don't mean anything. Not gonna get you a fancy car, girl you gotta know you're my shining star.Not gonna get you a house in the hills, a girl like you needs something real... wanna get you something from the heart... "
Andy: "Something special girl..."
Justin: "It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box girl... It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box girl..."
Justin and Andy: "See I'm wise enough to know when a gift means giving... and I got just the one. Something that shows you that you are second to none."
Andy: "To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it's easy to do just follow these steps: One."
Justin: "Cut a hole in the box."
Andy: "Two."
Justin: "Put your junk in that box!"
Andy: "Three."
Justin: "Make her open the box, and that's the way you do it, with my dick in a box! My dick in a box girl... it's my dick in a box! My dick in a box girl..."
Andy: "Christmas."
Justin: "Dick in a box!"
Andy: "Hanukah."
Justin: "Dick in a box!"
Andy: "Kwanza."
Justin: "A dick in a box, every single holiday my dick in a box! Over at your parents house a dick in a box, midday at the grocery store a dick in a box, backstage at the CMAs a dick in a box yea wow wow wow wow wow... a dick in a box! Dick in a box..."
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