Fooling old ladies

Respondant: Hello.

Old Lady: Hello, is this uh.. the internet? More »

Respondant: Hello.

Old Lady: Hello, is this uh.. the internet?

Respondant: That would be me, I am the internet.

Old Lady: Okay, I've got a senior memory going on here.

Respondant: Oh, okay.

Old Lady: I've forgot what my userID and passwords are. I thought I had them plain, but evidently it's not.

Respondant: Oh, okay.

Old Lady: Do you have a copy of them for me?

Respondant: Oh yeah, it's uh...you have a pencil? It's S-H..

Old Lady: This is the ID?

Respondant: Yeah, this is the ID for you. S-H

Old Lady: S-H

Respondant: I-T-H

Old Lady: I-T-H

Respondant: E-A-D.

Old Lady: E-A-D.....What?! That's not me, I didn't use that.

Respondant: Oh, okay. That's what I show here.
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