Girl: "Well you couldn't be more than 5."
Boy: "You're so fat they have to jack you up to take off your shoes."
Girl: "Yeah well you're skinny your eyes are single file."
More »Girl: "Well you couldn't be more than 5."
Boy: "You're so fat they have to jack you up to take off your shoes."
Girl: "Yeah well you're skinny your eyes are single file."
Boy: "Well you're so ugly your ears stick out to get away from your face."
Girl: "Well your Momma is."
Mr. T: "Wait a minute don't bring anybody's mother into it. She ain't here. If it weren't for your mother, you wouldn't be here. And remember, when you put down one mother, you put down mothers all over the world."
Singers: "Treat her right, treat your mother right. Treat her right, treat your mother right."
Mr. T:"Mother
There is no other
Like Mother
So treat Her right
Mother
I always Love Her
My Mother
So treat Her right, treat Her right
M is for the moan, and the miserable groan
from the pain that She felt when I was born
O is for the oven with it's burnin' heat
where She stood makin' sure I had something to eat
T is for the time that She stayed up at night
and took my temperature when I wasn't feelin' right
H is for the hard earned money She spent
to keep clothes on my back and try to pay da' rent
E is every wrinkle I put on Her face
and every worry that I caused when I stayed out late
The last letter R is that She taught me Respect
and for the room up in Heaven that I know She'll get."
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