David: The category tonight Top 10 Ways, oh you know what this is, this is gonna be Britney Spears. Britney Spears is on the show tonight. Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be...
More »David: The category tonight Top 10 Ways, oh you know what this is, this is gonna be Britney Spears. Britney Spears is on the show tonight. Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President. Think about that. And now ladies and gentleman to present tonight’s Top 10 list currently on the Circus staring Britney Spears tour please welcome Britney Spears. Britney…
Britney: Hi Dave.
David: Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President, are you ready? Here we go. Number 10:
Britney: I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
David: See how many times she switches from hip to hip while we do this. Number 9:
Britney: We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
David: And roll to the right number 8:
Britney: Free pie for everybody.
David: Free pie for everybody. Number 7:
Britney: My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
David: Uh huh that’s right. Number 6:
Britney: I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance ‘circus fantasy’.
David: Circus Fantasy…number 5:
Britney: Every Presidential News Conference would feature costume changes.
David: Sure, Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President, number 4.
Britney: America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
David: Number 3:
Britney: Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
David: Exactly. Number 2:
Britney: Three words: Vice President Diddy.
David: And the number 1 way the country would be different if Britney Spears were President.
Britney: Finally the media would pay some attention to me.
David: There you go.
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