Tyson’s Mom: “Hello.” Tyson: “Mom, check this out. It’s me and the boys. Say hi boy. Last night we were all drunk and we all bought 300 of these freakin’ New York...
More »Tyson’s Mom: “Hello.” Tyson: “Mom, check this out. It’s me and the boys. Say hi boy. Last night we were all drunk and we all bought 300 of these freakin’ New York lotto tickets and its like pick 7 numbers and we all wasted picking numbers or whatever. And we won one of them. And the jack pot was how much guys? 150 million dollars.” Tyson’s Mom: “You’re lying.” Tyson: “150 million dollars. Why would I put the boys on here Mom?” Tyson’s Mom: “When did you find this out?” Tyson: “We found out like…some assistant was going through our freakin’ tickets and found it.” Tyson’s Mom: “Are you sure Ty. Are you not lying?” Tyson: “No we double checked this. I’m not lying. Listen to me I’m shaking when I’ telling you.” Tyson’s Mom: “Have you already turned it in?” Tyson: “No, no we haven’t turned it in. We’re caressing it and holding it. They just announced it on the news.” Tyson’s Mom: “$150 million!” Tyson: “That’s 30 million tax free. Walking away…” Tyson’s Mom: “Is this the power ball that you won?” Tyson: “Yeah it was the Power Ball. The freakin’…the girl in the Go Go dress and pulls it up and says 7, 5, 27, 8 and 9.” Tyson’s Mom: “You men it’s just in New York.” Tyson: “It’s the New York State lottery.” Tyson’s Mom: “The New York State Lottery? Are you lying? Please don’t tease me. They won the fucking lottery, I think. I think. He’s full of shit.” Tyson: “We’re on the biggest radio station in the nation and they told us to say hi.” Tyson’s Mom: “Are you kidding me? This is not even funny.” Tyson: “We’re so sorry we had to play a prank on you like that.” Tyson’s Mom: “Well hey; you know that is just fine. I’ll get you Ty. I’ll get you. Pay back is a bitch. Enjoy your radio show.”
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