Piss drunk sergeant

Sergeant Toomey: "Tell me, Jerome, if a piss drunk sergeant has a loaded .45 pointed at the head of a piece of dung that the piss drunk sergeant hates and despises, how would... More »

Sergeant Toomey: "Tell me, Jerome, if a piss drunk sergeant has a loaded .45 pointed at the head of a piece of dung that the piss drunk sergeant hates and despises, how would you describe the situation?" Eugene Morris Jerome: "Delicate. Extremely delicate." Sergeant Toomey: "Right. I'll be honest with you, Jerome. It was my intention of getting Epstein in here, and putting this pistol to his ear, and blowing a tunnel through his head. But you'll do just as well." Eugene Morris Jerome: "I'm sorry to hear that." Sergeant Toomey: "There's something about you New York boys that riles my ass. You don't appreciate the Army, do you?" Eugene Morris Jerome: "There are some things I like." Sergeant Toomey: "Such as?" Eugene Morris Jerome: "Mail. I like getting my mail." Sergeant Toomey: "You shittin' me, Jerome?" Eugene Morris Jerome: "A piece of dung would never shit a piss drunk sergeant with a loaded .45."
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