'the hangover' Sounds

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Uploaded by Chumley 5 months ago. Plays: 132941

Doug: "You gotta be super smart to count cards buddy." Alan: "Oh really?" Doug: "It's not easy." Alan: "Okay well maybe we should tell that to rainman cause he practically bankrupted a casino and he was a re-tard." Doug: "A what?" Alan: "He was a re-tard." Doug: "Retard."

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Now There Are 4 of Us in the Wolfpack

Uploaded by Byrnes 5 months ago. Plays: 72798

How bout that ride in. I guess that's why they call it sin city. Ha ha ha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolfpack. But when my sister brought Doug home I knew he was one of my own. And my wolfpack, it grew by one. So there were two of us in...

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Don't Text Me, It's Gay

Uploaded by Chumley 5 months ago. Plays: 32755

"Hey this is Phil, leave me a message, or don't - but do me a favor, don't text me, it's gay."

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Hangover 3 Best Friends Song

Uploaded by ashffbb 5 months ago. Plays: 30560

Phil: We are back! Stu: We are baaaaack! We're getting Doug baaaack! Alan: And we're the 3 best friends that anybody could have. We're the 3 best friends that anyone could have, we're the 3 best friends that anyone can have and we'll never ever ever ever ever leave each other.

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Not You Fat Jesus

Uploaded by Chumley 5 months ago. Plays: 29211

Alright, let's go handsome, come on. Not you fat Jesus, slide it on back. You pretty boy.

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Hangover Speech

Uploaded by Rob M 5 months ago. Plays: 25989

How bout that ride in. I guess that's why they call it sin city. Ha ha ha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolfpack. But when my sister brought Doug home I knew he was one of my own. And my wolfpack, it grew by one. So there were two of us in...

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What Do Tigers Dream About

Uploaded by Smith Karamzin 5 months ago. Plays: 24758

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze. Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her Cat Woman suit. Don't you worry you little stripy head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy little tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug and then we're gonna give him a...

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It's Funny Because He's Fat

Uploaded by Chumley 5 months ago. Plays: 21662

It's funny because he's fat.

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Masturbating on an Airplane

Uploaded by Chumley 5 months ago. Plays: 18622

Alan: Counting cards is a full proof system. Stu: It's also illegal. Alan: It's not illegal, it's frowned upon - like masterbating on an airplane. Phil: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too. Alan: Yeah maybe after 9/11 where everybody got so sensitive.

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Paging Dr. Faggot

Uploaded by Byrnes 5 months ago. Plays: 13474

Phil: Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot. Stu: I should go. Melissa: That's a good idea Dr. Faggot.

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Wolfpack Hangover Speech

Uploaded by Lindsay 5 months ago. Plays: 11179

How bout that ride in. I guess that's why they call it sin city. Ha ha ha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolfpack. But when my sister brought Doug home I knew he was one of my own. And my wolfpack, it grew by one. So there were two of us in...

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Drive Great When I'm Drunk

Uploaded by Chumley 5 months ago. Plays: 8331

Phil: "Come on, you know I drive great when I'm drunk." Stu: "That's true, don't forget Phil was always our designated drunk driver."

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I Can Feel It in the Air Tonight

Uploaded by Chumley 5 months ago. Plays: 7872

Phil: Mike Tyson? Mike Tyson: Sshh, this my favorite part coming up right now. I can feel it comin in the air tonight, do the chorus line guys, oh Lord. But I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, one more time guys. Alan&Stu&Phil: Oh Lord.

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I Lost a Tooth, I Married a Whore

Uploaded by Chumley 5 months ago. Plays: 6784

Phil: Well let's just calm down. Stu: You fucking calm down. He drugged us. I lost a tooth, I married a whore. Alan: How dare you, she's a nice lady. Stu: You are such a fucking moron! Alan: Your language is offensive. Stu: Fuck you!

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Hangover _ Retard

Uploaded by ashffbb 5 months ago. Plays: 6689

Doug: "You gotta be super smart to count cards buddy." Alan: "Oh really?" Doug: "It's not easy." Alan: "Okay well maybe we should tell that to rainman cause he practically bankrupted a casino and he was a retard." Doug: "A what?" Alan: "He was a retard." Doug: "Retard."

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Paging Dr. Faggot

Uploaded by kaptyn32@yahoo.com 5 months ago. Plays: 6539

Phil: Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot. Stu: I should go. Melissa: That's a good idea Dr. Faggot.

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Shouldn't Be 200 Feet of a School

Uploaded by Byrnes 5 months ago. Plays: 6021

Alan: I shouldn' be here. Doug: Why is that Alan? Alan: I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school. Doug: What? Alan: Or a Chucky Cheese.

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It's Not a Man Purse, It's a Sachel

Uploaded by Chumley 5 months ago. Plays: 5415

Phil: You're not really wearin that are you? Alan: Wearing what? Phil: The man purse. You're actually gonna wear that or are you guys just fuckin with me? Alan: It's where I keep all my things. I get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a man purse, it's called a sachel. Indiana Jones wears one Phil: So does...

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I Didn't Know They Give Out Rings at...

Uploaded by Chumley 5 months ago. Plays: 5205

Stu: She is wearing my grandmother's ring. Phil: What? Stu: The ring I'm gonna give to Melissa. You remember, my grandmother's Holocaust ring. Phil: Fuck. Stu: She's wearing it. Alan: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.

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The Drug Dealer at the Liquor Store...

Uploaded by Byrnes 5 months ago. Plays: 5200

Stu: But it wasn't ecstasy Alan, it was Roffies! Alan: You think I knew that Stu? The guy I bought it from seemed like a straight shooter! Stu: I'm sorry, you mean the drug dealer at the liquor store wasn't a good guy?

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