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1:56
Uploaded by Sidcup Musicians 7 months ago.
Plays: 155638
Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A...
0:18
Uploaded by Boots about 1 year ago.
Plays: 45164
Stewie Griffin:"So you're saying she does NOT have an alibi?", Brian Griffin:"Well, no.", Stewie Griffin:"Ok, so we've established that she ain't got no alibi - she ugly! She Ugly! U-G-L-Y she ain't got no alibi - she ugly!", Brian Griffin:"Screw off.", Stewie Griffin:"M - she's major ugly, O - she's fat and pugly, O...
0:03
Uploaded by wiidance 10 months ago.
Plays: 27932
"Well I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total bitch."
0:05
Uploaded by Joe about 1 year ago.
Plays: 17236
Oh yes, I love crack - I'm absolutely coo coo for crack
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0:28
Uploaded by Zack about 1 month ago.
Plays: 12450
Lois. then basically mom mom mum mum mama
0:14
Uploaded by wiidance 10 months ago.
Plays: 11808
"Hey, how you doing there big guy. You holding up alright. You wanna soda. Hm. Well screw it I tried."
0:29
Uploaded by Vallens 6 months ago.
Plays: 10997
Stewie: Oh you got some pie eh, can I have a piece?
Brian: Uh, sure.
Stewie: Oh let me have some of that cool hwip.
Brian: What did you say?
Stewie: You can’t have a pie without cool hwip.
Brian: Cool hwip?
Stewie: Cool hwip, yeah.
Brian: You mean cool whip?
Stewie: Yeah, cool hwip.
Brian: Cool whip.
Stewie: Cool...
0:02
Uploaded by wiidance 10 months ago.
Plays: 9432
"Stick a fucking sock in it you cow."
0:02
Uploaded by Monstereno about 1 year ago.
Plays: 8437
Stewie: Who the hell do you think you are?
0:18
Uploaded by Kuo 6 months ago.
Plays: 8163
I'm not satisfied until every vein is forced up against my skin. Look how vascular I am Brian. If there's one thing women love it's a vascular man. I've got veins, they carry blood all over my bady. That's how John Mayer would say it. Bady.
6:41
Uploaded by Doom 18 days ago.
Plays: 7623
0:24
Uploaded by tuna142 11 months ago.
Plays: 7201
Stewie: "Hey, New Brian. Oh, I see you're having pie. You know, pie isn't really pie without Cool Hwhip. Everything better with Cool Hwhip. Did you hear what I said?" New Brian: "Yeah, what about it?" Stewie: "It doesn't bother you the way I pronounce it? 'Cool Hwhip?'" New Brian: "No, why would it?" Stewie: "Cool...
0:50
Uploaded by wiidance 10 months ago.
Plays: 6230
"Oh I know it hurts now, but look at the bright side: you have some new material for that novel you've been writing. You know...the novel you've been working' on? You know the the one, uh, you've been working on for three years? You know the novel. Got something' new to write about now. You know? Maybe a, maybe a main...
0:11
Uploaded by Jason about 1 year ago.
Plays: 5625
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0:15
Uploaded by Eric R Baker Sr 10 months ago.
Plays: 4734
Stewie Griffin:"So you're saying she does NOT have an alibi?", Brian Griffin:"Well, no.", Stewie Griffin:"Ok, so we've established that she ain't got no alibi - she ugly! She Ugly! U-G-L-Y she ain't got no alibi - she ugly!", Brian Griffin:"Screw off.", Stewie Griffin:"M - she's major ugly, O - she's fat and pugly, O...
0:10
Uploaded by Kaiser Bounty 6 months ago.
Plays: 4695
Peter: "Hey Lois, did you say something?" Lois: "Oh, just that I think that you're gonna love this cake." Stewie: "None for me, thanks, it's gonna go straight to my vagina. That's what girls worry about, right? Having big vaginas?"
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