'south park' Sounds

1:06

Uploaded by Thais Keechie 7 months ago. Plays: 55296

Chef: Yo Kanye, are you sure about this? Kanye: It’s time for me to stop running. I need to believe what people tell me. Let all my fans know I love them but a gay fish just can’t live in the outside world forever. Don’t be sad for me guys, I’m going home! (Uh. Come on.) I’ve been so lonely, girl I’ve been...

0:16

Road Warrior Queef

Uploaded by Vallens 6 months ago. Plays: 12472

But we can do the Road Warrior…no, we go in, we kill. No more talk we kill. Soon my dog of war, but we have to do it my way… you just, you just wait!

2:28

Kanye West Is a Gay Fish (Extended)

Uploaded by Hostage Archimedes 7 months ago. Plays: 12340

(Uh. Come on.) I’ve been so lonely, girl I’ve been so sad and down Couldn’t understand Why haters joked around I wanted to be free with other creatures like me And now I got my wish ‘Cuz I know that I’m a gay fish (Gay fish, yo) Mother fuckin’ gay fish (I’m a fish, yo) Girl I am a gay fish (it’s...

1:11

South Park Does Lady GaGa Parody

Uploaded by lieutenant 23 days ago. Plays: 11820

Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays A little gambleing is fun when you’re with me, Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've...

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This Is Faggot

Uploaded by Leopold Butt Stotch about 1 year ago. Plays: 9837

Cartman: "Dragonwind to Faggot, come in faggot." Butters: "This is Faggot, go ahead." Cartman: "Faggot I need you to keep surveillance North-North-East. Check back in five." Butters: "Ok, will do. Faggot out..."

1:10

Farts vs. Queefs

Uploaded by Vallens 6 months ago. Plays: 9330

Randy: I would like to take this opportunity to explain why farts are funny and queefs are not. Men have always joked about farts and we in fact name our farts. We have the squeaker…and then there’s the fog horn…and the don’t be scared…and of course there’s the… Woman: Well excuse me, if that really is...

0:03

My Nipples, They Hurt

Uploaded by Leopold Butt Stotch about 1 year ago. Plays: 8154

"Ah, my nipples! They hurt! They hurt when I twist them!"

0:04

Suck My Balls

Uploaded by Leopold Butt Stotch about 1 year ago. Plays: 7671

"Kyle, suck my balls."

0:18

Suck My Balls

Uploaded by Sleepy about 1 year ago. Plays: 7007

Mr. Garrison: "How would you like to go see the school counselor?" Cartman: "How would YOU like to go suck my balls? (The whole class gasps) Mr. Garrison: "WHAT DID YOU SAY??" Cartman: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, actually, what I said was…(grabs a megaphone and talks out of it) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR...

0:31

South Park Theme

Uploaded by Jeremy Lawson 8 months ago. Plays: 5504

I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time, (Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation, I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind, (Cartman) Ample Parking Day or Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor" I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't...

0:07

Piss on Kyle's Mom's Face

Uploaded by Esteban Cartmenez about 1 year ago. Plays: 4374

"Yeah! Piss out your ass right on to Kyle's mom's fat fucking Jew face. Oh goodness, excuse me. Jeesh, that was a bad one."

0:08

Scissor Me Xerxes

Uploaded by Esteban Cartmenez about 1 year ago. Plays: 3435

Ms. Garrison: "Oh yeah! Scissor me Xerxes." Xerxes: "Oh, that feels so super good." Ms. Garrison: "Yeah, scissor." Xerxes: "Ah, I'm a new woman."

0:26

Wild Wild West Theme Song - Cartman

Uploaded by phil26687 about 1 year ago. Plays: 3152

0:15

Not Finland

Uploaded by Hostage Archimedes 7 months ago. Plays: 2951

Space Cop: "It appears to have been destroyed." Randy: "What? Oh my God not Finland." Everyone: "Oh now not Finland." Randy: "Hey guys Finland is dead." Japan: "No not Finland."

4:07

Midas Radio Scam

Uploaded by moon 10 months ago. Plays: 2879

MD: Hello? A: Hi, is Michelle Depalma there please? MD: this is her A: Hi, Michelle, Alan here from Midas auto care. MD: Hi, Alan A: Hi, uh, looking at your car, you brought it in for an alignment and a tune up. MD: Yes I did. A: yeah, we found a few more problems here, just preventive maintenence, just...

0:01

You Want to Get High?

Uploaded by Whynot45 8 months ago. Plays: 2809

"You want to get high?"

2:36

We Didn’t Start the Flame War

Uploaded by Doggie 7 months ago. Plays: 2699

first post fucking gay second post go away stupid picture simpsons did it south park did it too ROFL copter really stupid I dunno, I kinda like it I hate Mindy I hate Cindy I hate fags and jews Who’s the girl in that pic I want her to show her tits So gross, no wonder why girls don’t come to this site! This...

0:08

Big Texas Butters

Uploaded by geek182 11 months ago. Plays: 2638

"Well howdy there partners. I'm Big Texas Butters and this is my horse Toast."

0:12

Bleeds for Five Days and Doesn't Die

Uploaded by Sleepy about 1 year ago. Plays: 2124

Mr. Garrison: "Well, your moms are just upset. Theyr'e probably all on their periods or something." Gregory: "Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement." Mr. Garrison: "Well, I'm sorry, Wendy. But I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

1:14

Little Boy Tea Party

Uploaded by capnmariam about 1 year ago. Plays: 2054

Would you like some more tea, Polly Prissy Pants? Polly: Yes, Eric, I would love some tea. Thank you. Cartman: You're very welcome, Polly Prissy Pants. Would you like some tea, Clyde Frog? Clyde: Yes, please, Eric. Why are you so cool? Cartman: Oh. I don't know, Clyde Frog. I just am. Polly: You are so strong and...

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