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2:39
Uploaded by SnowCrash 6 days ago.
Plays: 4458
I originally was auditioning for the role of Arty, the boy in the wheel chair, I went to the first audition and the casting director really liked me so he put me on the call back. I walk through the door and the first thing Ryan Murphy said to me was why do I have a feeling you’ve been in the Sound of Music? And I...
0:04
Uploaded by SnowCrash 3 days ago.
Plays: 3192
Kurt: Just remember the power of the ballad
Finn: I have to go, they'll think I'm pooping
2:31
Uploaded by Sidcup Musicians 6 months ago.
Plays: 1440
Cartman: A fine day of plundering we had boys. What about yourselves? Here you are lads, plenty of booty to go around. A round of grog for me boys. A round of grog for everyone! What the fuck is this? This is water in a Dixie cup. Alright god damn it, really you guys? What kind of pirates are you? Look at yourselves?...
0:13
Uploaded by Fuhrer Mel Gibson about 1 year ago.
Plays: 1414
Stephen: "Stephen is my name! I'm the most wanted man on my island. Except I'm not ON my island, of course..." Hamish: "Island? You mean Ireland?" Stephen: "Yeah, it's MINE."
1:00
Uploaded by Rocky P. 29 days ago.
Plays: 1022
This Monday night
Football, weeknights
You’ll need some cold beer
Cold beer, that’s right
How ‘bout a frost-brewed Coors Light?
Frost brewed cold Coors Light
World’s most refreshing beer
Monday night, best weeknight
Tuesday night, not so much
(Repeat previous two lines under the following half-tone ascending...
0:05
Uploaded by Fuhrer Mel Gibson about 1 year ago.
Plays: 506
Hamish: "Where are you going?" William: "I'm going to pick a fight."
0:20
Uploaded by moon 10 months ago.
Plays: 478
Bart: What is this place?
Nerd 1: The refuge of the damned.
Martin: [gleeful] A place where we can work on our extra-credit assignments without fear of reprisal.
Nerd 2: Come! You must be tired from the chase. Oliver! [claps] Bring our friend a hard-boiled egg and some prune juice.
Martin: Finally...
0:16
Uploaded by Fuhrer Mel Gibson about 1 year ago.
Plays: 333
William Wallace:"Or we'll make spears. Hundreds of them. Long spears. Twice as long as a man." Hamish:"That long? Some men are longer than others." Campbell:"Your mother been telling you stories about me again eh?"
8:14
Uploaded by SnowCrash 3 days ago.
Plays: 252
17:06
Uploaded by Michael Adzema 4 months ago.
Plays: 238
Yes, Katie, it's certainly hard to believe - our world changing soooo fast.
To put it all in context, we review how it all began . . .
Not even a month has passed,
yet it seems like the time before is ancient history...now.
We think back to the broadcasts:
"Breaking News.....Obvious Truths Discovered -...
0:45
Uploaded by Elevator 2 months ago.
Plays: 195
Clark: How about the Wally World National Anthem. Okay okay you start.
Ellen: Who's the...
Family: Moosiest moose we know, Marty Moose. Who's the star of our favorite show, Marty Moose. M is for merry, we're merry you see. O is for oh gosh oh golly oh gee. S is for super smile family glee, E is for everything you want...
10:02
Uploaded by Chuck about 1 year ago.
Plays: 191
"He needs no eulogy from me or from any other man. He has written his own history and written it in red on his enemy's breast. But when I think of his patience under adversity, of his courage under fire, and of his modesty in victory, I am filled with an emotion of admiration I cannot put into words. He belongs to...
0:03
Uploaded by Fuhrer Mel Gibson about 1 year ago.
Plays: 191
"Well, we didn't get dressed up for nothing."
91:30
Uploaded by Michael Adzema 6 months ago.
Plays: 160
But then there was that fear that came over your species, unlike anything ever before seen among the rest of us creatures of God. A fear of uncertainty, quite strange. For we think it joyful to not know what the future will bring, and believing in higher forces that really ARE good and loving, we expect to be loved...
1:11
Uploaded by Travis 5 months ago.
Plays: 157
Cartman: A fine day of plundering we had boys. What about yourselves? Here you are lads, plenty of booty to go around. A round of grog for me boys. A round of grog for everyone! What the fuck is this? This is water in a Dixie cup. Alright god damn it, really you guys? What kind of pirates are you? Look at yourselves?...
49:04
Uploaded by Michael Adzema 3 months ago.
Plays: 139
Just as on the individual level, as in primal therapy, hidden TRUTH must be uncovered, faced, dealt with, and ONLY THEN put behind oneself; so also must society uncover its hidden truths or it will be sick. And by sick, I mean the same thing that Santayana meant when he said "A society that does not remember its...
0:05
Uploaded by Too Far about 1 year ago.
Plays: 127
Hamish: "Where are you going?" William: "I'm going to pick a fight."
0:05
Uploaded by war 5 months ago.
Plays: 125
I just spent the afternoon in middle earth with gleep, glop and the gloopdidoos alright. Give me fucking break.
2:52
Uploaded by Baumgarten 3 months ago.
Plays: 117
Uncle Albert:
I love to laugh
Loud and long and clear
I love to laugh
It's getting worse ev'ry year
The more I laugh
The more I fill with glee
And the more the glee
The more I'm a merrier me
It's embarrassing!
The more I'm a merrier me!
Mary Poppins:
Some people laugh through their noses
Sounding...
8:31
Uploaded by SnowCrash about 1 month ago.
Plays: 60
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