'full metal jacket' Sounds

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Skull Fuck

Uploaded by thomas 2 months ago. Plays: 43503

Drill Sergeant: "I am going to gouge out your eye balls and skull fuck you."

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Sir, a Jelly Doughnut, Sir!

Uploaded by Bill Risha about 1 year ago. Plays: 35426

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?" Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "A jelly doughnut?" Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, yes sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "How did it get here?" Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, I took...

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I Am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Your...

Uploaded by Too Far about 1 year ago. Plays: 12869

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey): "I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?" Recruits: "Sir, yes sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Bullshit I...

0:03

What Is Your Major Malfunction...

Uploaded by Bill Risha about 1 year ago. Plays: 10913

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"

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Do You Suck Dicks?

Uploaded by Too Far about 1 year ago. Plays: 8862

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Do you suck dicks?" Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, no sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose." Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, no sir!"

0:05

You Had Best Un-fuck Yourself.

Uploaded by Too Far about 1 year ago. Plays: 8213

"You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck."

0:36

God Has a Hard on for Marines, Because...

Uploaded by Bill Risha about 1 year ago. Plays: 6214

"God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps."

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What's Your Name, Fat-body?

Uploaded by Bill Risha about 1 year ago. Plays: 6116

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "What's your name, fat-body?" Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir." Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?" Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, no sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "That name sounds like royalty are you royalty?" Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, no sir!"...

0:07

You're So Ugly You Could Be a Modern...

Uploaded by Too Far about 1 year ago. Plays: 5773

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Did your parents have any children that lived?" Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, Yes Sir." Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece."

0:09

Sergeant Hartman From Full Metal Jacket...

Uploaded by Chester J about 1 year ago. Plays: 5477

Sergeant: "What's your name scumbag?" Ace Ventura: "Ace Ventura, Pet Detective." Sergeant: "From now on, you'll speak only when spoken to." Ace Ventura: "Alrighty then."

0:41

How Tall Are You Private?

Uploaded by Too Far about 1 year ago. Plays: 3713

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "How tall are you private?" Cowboy: "Sir, five foot nine, sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?" Cowboy: "Sir, no sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Bullshit. It looks to me like the...

1:03

Like Old People Fuck

Uploaded by doublejosh 8 months ago. Plays: 3656

0:24

Eskimo Pussy

Uploaded by Sleepy about 1 year ago. Plays: 3564

Drill Instructor: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD!!" Recruits: (REPEATS) Drill Instructor: "ESKIMO PUSSY IS MIGHTY COLD!" Recruits: (REPEATS) Drill Instructor: "MMM GOOD! (Recruits repeat) FEELS GOOD! (repeat) IS GOOD! (repeat) REAL GOOD! (repeat) TASTES GOOD! (repeat) MIGHTY GOOD! (repeat) GOOD FOR YOU!...

0:25

What Makes the Grass Grow?

Uploaded by Bill Risha about 1 year ago. Plays: 3069

Hartman: "And we love our beloved power ladies," Marines: "Semper five, do or die, gung ho gung ho gung ho." Hartman: "What makes the grass grow?" Marines: "Blood, blood, blood." Hartman: "What do we do for a living, ladies," Marines: "Kill, kill, kill." Hartman: "I can't hear you." Marines: "Kill, kill...

0:08

What Do We Get for Ten Dollars?

Uploaded by Bill Risha about 1 year ago. Plays: 2936

Joker: "What do we get for ten dollars?" Da Nang Hooker: "Everything you want." Joker: "Everything?" Da Nang Hooker: "Everything."

0:30

Are You Quitting on Me?

Uploaded by Too Far about 1 year ago. Plays: 2918

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks...

0:03

Hell, I Like You.

Uploaded by Bill Risha about 1 year ago. Plays: 2864

"Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister."

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Full Metal Jacket

Uploaded by William 9 months ago. Plays: 2212

"Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy-little-communist-shit-twinkle-toed- cock-sucker down here, who just signed his own death-warrant?!"

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Shit Down Your Neck

Uploaded by Sleepy about 1 year ago. Plays: 2079

(To Joker) "You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!! "

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I'll PT You Until Your Assholes Are...

Uploaded by Bill Risha about 1 year ago. Plays: 2073

"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking...

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