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1:56
Uploaded by Sidcup Musicians 7 months ago.
Plays: 155188
Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A...
0:03
Uploaded by Boots about 1 year ago.
Plays: 48021
"I think it would be so hot for you and me to have sex in my office."
0:18
Uploaded by Boots about 1 year ago.
Plays: 45048
Stewie Griffin:"So you're saying she does NOT have an alibi?", Brian Griffin:"Well, no.", Stewie Griffin:"Ok, so we've established that she ain't got no alibi - she ugly! She Ugly! U-G-L-Y she ain't got no alibi - she ugly!", Brian Griffin:"Screw off.", Stewie Griffin:"M - she's major ugly, O - she's fat and pugly, O...
0:09
Uploaded by Boots about 1 year ago.
Plays: 40830
Quagmire:"Skinemax doesn't kick in with the really dirty stuff till about 3 anyway."
Cleveland Brown:"They had one on last night where the girl had a butt face but her breast was immaculate."
6:02
Uploaded by Fish Taco 11 months ago.
Plays: 35217
Mom: Hello?
Julie: Hi Mom?
Mom: Yes
Julie: Uh, is Daddy upset about something?
Mom: Yes, can I ask you something Julie? I don't understand where this guy comes off calling; he's Italian for God sakes, whatsa matter with you?
Julie: We got along good in class, so...
Mom: What the hell does that mean? He could be a...
0:03
Uploaded by wiidance 10 months ago.
Plays: 27850
"Well I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total bitch."
0:03
Uploaded by Monstereno about 1 year ago.
Plays: 20919
Brian: Hey barkeep, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
0:07
Uploaded by Torey 5 months ago.
Plays: 17394
0:05
Uploaded by Joe about 1 year ago.
Plays: 17210
Oh yes, I love crack - I'm absolutely coo coo for crack
0:05
Uploaded by Boots about 1 year ago.
Plays: 15543
"I already wrote the letter to Penthouse Forums and I don't want to be made a liar in the nudie magazine of record."
0:02
0:01
0:15
Uploaded by tuna142 11 months ago.
Plays: 13843
New Brian: "Now there's the midget just sitting there. Now watch the left side of the screen." Bill Cosby: "I'm in a bad mood and I'm going to take it out on you." Lois: "Oh my god, well he's obviously drunk." Midget: "Ow, ow you're hurting me." Bill Cosby: "About which I do not care very much."
0:14
Uploaded by wiidance 10 months ago.
Plays: 11769
"Hey, how you doing there big guy. You holding up alright. You wanna soda. Hm. Well screw it I tried."
0:09
Uploaded by Monstereno about 1 year ago.
Plays: 11053
Lois: Why don't you spend some time with your family?
Peter: I will I'm just gonna do it during commercials.. and if that's wrong well then, then maybe I'm missing the point of having commercials
0:29
Uploaded by Vallens 6 months ago.
Plays: 10946
Stewie: Oh you got some pie eh, can I have a piece?
Brian: Uh, sure.
Stewie: Oh let me have some of that cool hwip.
Brian: What did you say?
Stewie: You can’t have a pie without cool hwip.
Brian: Cool hwip?
Stewie: Cool hwip, yeah.
Brian: You mean cool whip?
Stewie: Yeah, cool hwip.
Brian: Cool whip.
Stewie: Cool...
0:04
Uploaded by Dingobell about 1 year ago.
Plays: 10896
Lois, don't get alarmed, but I think I might be Jesus.
2:02
Uploaded by Kedor Oazaca 9 months ago.
Plays: 10528
Peter Griffin: He's treated me worse than that Christian Bale did.
Christian Bale: I want you off the fucking set, you prick.
Peter Griffin: Sorry.
Christian Bale: No, don't just be sorry, think for one fucking second.
Peter Griffin: I dropped a peanut M&M and it rolled over here.
Christian Bale: Am I going to walk...
0:21
Uploaded by Boots about 1 year ago.
Plays: 10415
"Lois, take a letter: Dear Life Cereal, Where do you get off? Part of a balanced breakfast AND delicious? Who do you think you are? By now, you may have guessed I am speaking ironically and have nothing but good things to say about what you do. Life Cereal, do not change a thing."
0:02
Uploaded by wiidance 10 months ago.
Plays: 9397
"Stick a fucking sock in it you cow."
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