0:11
Uploaded by Frank Riccard about 1 year ago.
Plays: 13305
"You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad... that's amazing."
0:08
Uploaded by Evarts Apollodorus 7 months ago.
Plays: 7621
"Mm, I love scotch. I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly. Mm-mm-mm."
0:11
Uploaded by Evarts Apollodorus 7 months ago.
Plays: 5172
"Mm, I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!"
0:02
0:16
Uploaded by Fielding Juliette 7 months ago.
Plays: 4065
"Oh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting, I did over a thousand. You have your ubulus muscle which connects to the upper dorcinus."
0:05
Uploaded by Frank Riccard about 1 year ago.
Plays: 3880
"For all of us here at news center 4, I'm Ron Burgundy. You stay classy San Diego."
0:15
Uploaded by McCartin 7 months ago.
Plays: 3873
"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I wanna be on you. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
0:10
Uploaded by Frank Riccard about 1 year ago.
Plays: 3586
"I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!"
0:16
Uploaded by McCartin 7 months ago.
Plays: 3533
Ed: "Alright, everyone relax. She's not gonna take anyone's airtime." Brick: "I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation." Brian: "Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy."
0:15
Uploaded by Evarts Apollodorus 7 months ago.
Plays: 3195
"Ladies and gentlemen, can I please hove your attention? I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. And I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!"
0:05
0:17
Uploaded by Topaze Benby 7 months ago.
Plays: 3125
Garth: "Ron, why did you say that? Why? Why, Ron, why? You're my hero, Ron." Ron: "Garth, I--" Garth: "You come out with stink like that. Poop! You poop mouth. Get all that poop out of your mouth."
0:03
Uploaded by Frank Riccard about 1 year ago.
Plays: 2934
"Ohhh! Great Odin's raven!"
0:03
Uploaded by McCartin 7 months ago.
Plays: 2833
"I don't know what we're yelling about!"
0:07
Uploaded by Fielding Juliette 7 months ago.
Plays: 2459
Brian: "They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works everytime." Ron: "That doesn't make sense."
0:03
Uploaded by Frank Riccard about 1 year ago.
Plays: 2450
Ron Burgundy:"Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?" Brick Tamland:"I don't know."
0:18
Uploaded by Frank Riccard about 1 year ago.
Plays: 2241
Ron Burgundy:"Son of a bee sting! She's turning the entire office against us!" Brian Fantana:"This is grim. Real Grim." Champ Kind:"What are we going to do?" Ron Burgundy:"There's only one thing a man can do when he's suffering from a spiritual and existential funk." Champ Kind:"Go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys?"...
0:13
Uploaded by Landreth 7 months ago.
Plays: 2217
Announcer: "You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee." Veronica: "Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits McGee is on vacation."
0:11
Uploaded by Ray Ferrier 10 months ago.
Plays: 2072
Ron Burgundy:"That's going to do it for all of us here at channel 4 news. You stay classy San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?" Ed Harken:"Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?!"
0:03
Uploaded by Topaze Benby 7 months ago.
Plays: 1972
"Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?"
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