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4:28
Uploaded by Chirps user 4 months ago.
Plays: 638656
Message 1:
Hey Olga, it's Dimitri.
Sorry I had to leave such a rushed message with you when we met the other day. I just wanted to quickly give you my phone number, and I had to get the heck out of the area. In any event, I figured I had better leave you a more detailed message and explain why I approached...
2:27
Uploaded by Charlee 9 months ago.
Plays: 481534
9-1-1: "Crash department how can I help you?"
Lady: "Yeah, i'm over here at burger king right here in s---, no not s--- i live in San Clemente, I'm in ---. I'm at a drive thru right now, I ordered my food three times, they're mopping the floor inside and I understand they're busy, no they're not even busy, ok I'm the...
5:35
Uploaded by Faversham Fionnuala 7 months ago.
Plays: 384370
Come to decide other games that I tried
Were not enough to waste my time on
I don't really see why you'd play C O D
And Fallout 3 felt so contrived
Don't understand why you'd play Rock Band
Cause there's just one game that I get high on
Play it all the time, its gaming redefined
Copied it to my hard...
1:55
Uploaded by McKane Morrisey 5 months ago.
Plays: 343236
Braveheart:
William Wallace: “Will you fight?!” Man: “No, we will run. And we will live.”
Muppets from Space
Shame on you.
Animal House:
This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're going to let it be the worst.
Rudy
And I guarantee a week won't go by in your life you won't regret walking...
2:45
Uploaded by Larry Ler about 1 year ago.
Plays: 241444
Male Announcer: "93.7, the edge. It's the best of Andy Savage."
Female Announcer: "On 93.7 the edge."
Andy Savage: "Who's this?"
Kim: "My name is Kim!"
Andy Savage: "Oh Kim, how old are you Kim?"
Kim: "25"
Andy Savage: "Alright, and where are you calling from?"
Kim: "Ysetta?"
Andy Savage: "Alright cool! This is 'He...
3:48
Uploaded by Webb Wink 4 months ago.
Plays: 175505
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you...
9:30
Uploaded by Vallens 6 months ago.
Plays: 163580
Thank you, President Cowan, Mrs. President Cowen; distinguished guests, undistinguished guests - you know who you are, honored faculty and creepy Spanish teacher. And thank you to all the graduating class of 2009, I realize most of you are hungover and have splitting headaches and haven't slept since Fat Tuesday, but...
1:52
Uploaded by Turney 8 months ago.
Plays: 147857
Operator: 911.
Woman: This isn’t really an emergency but it is sort of one for this little old lady. I’ve been terribly upset and I thought the only thing I could do, I don’t believe in sleep pills and all of that, I went out and bought a couple small bottles of beer. I thought that would relax me.
Operator:...
4:15
Uploaded by Turney 8 months ago.
Plays: 116981
Woman: I contacted the animal shelter right next to the humane society because I want to have a cat put to sleep. They said to call the police if it’s considered an emergency. I want to have my cat put to sleep.
Operator: I don’t know what you want the police to do about it.
Woman: Are you the police?
Operator:...
3:30
Uploaded by Maruxina 5 months ago.
Plays: 83739
I wake up every morning
And I head to my PC
To read about PS3
But when I check the gaming forum
Your mistakes are all I see
A grammatical catastrophe
I would like to chat but you just can’t spell, you should learn to spell
It’s not spelled like that, you should learn to spell you should learn to spell
I’d like...
4:30
Uploaded by Planet Chummy 5 months ago.
Plays: 60769
In the night
Got to get that,
Message in a bottle,
In the night
Got to get that,
Boom, boom, boom
Rock n roll,
I hope that someone gets my…
Flow,
In the night I hear 'em talk, the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road he lost his soul
Booom, boom, boom
To a woman so heartless
How could you be so...
1:06
Uploaded by Thais Keechie 7 months ago.
Plays: 55415
Chef: Yo Kanye, are you sure about this?
Kanye: It’s time for me to stop running. I need to believe what people tell me. Let all my fans know I love them but a gay fish just can’t live in the outside world forever. Don’t be sad for me guys, I’m going home!
(Uh. Come on.)
I’ve been so lonely, girl
I’ve been...
2:10
Uploaded by Laurier Siegal 6 months ago.
Plays: 54992
Operator: 911, do you need fire, medical, or police.
Woman: No, ma’am I don’t. I don’t have an emergency, two police officers just left my house just now, can I get their names please? He is the cutest cop I have seen in god knows how long I just want to know his name. I know it's not an emergency but heck, it...
1:03
Uploaded by classiclac74 6 months ago.
Plays: 47116
"Our natural, unalienable rights are now considered to be a dispensation of government, and freedom has never been so fragile, so close to slipping from our grasp as it is at this moment. Our Democratic opponents seem unwilling to debate these issues. They want to make you and I believe that this is a contest between...
4:18
Uploaded by Fenella Process 4 months ago.
Plays: 46209
Kevin: By the way my street name is K-Spa.
David: K-Spa? You know…the uh…does that have anything to do, is that like a Twitter kind of a deal because I don’t know anything about Twitter but I’m just guessing…
Kevin: I am on Twitter my business partner basically made me drink the Kool-Aid. So I’m on Twitter...
3:01
Uploaded by Macken 9 months ago.
Plays: 40853
Peter Grffin: Policy number?
Geico Woman: Hello.
Peter Griffin: Hello, what's a going on?
Geico Woman: I'm sorry. Can I have your policy number?
Peter Griffin: No way, it's too dangerous. Hello?
Geico Woman: Yes sir?
Peter Griffin: How's everybody doing?
Geico Woman: Good.
Peter Griffin: What's up?
Geico Woman: Is...
2:35
Uploaded by Turney 8 months ago.
Plays: 37930
Operator: 911.
Woman: There are…on the back of my property that need to be stopped.
Operator: What stuff needs to be stopped?
Woman: These people bothering me on my property.
Operator: What people are bothering you?
Woman: The girl that used to live next door that moved out.
Operator: What are they doing?
Woman:...
6:02
Uploaded by Fish Taco 11 months ago.
Plays: 35237
Mom: Hello?
Julie: Hi Mom?
Mom: Yes
Julie: Uh, is Daddy upset about something?
Mom: Yes, can I ask you something Julie? I don't understand where this guy comes off calling; he's Italian for God sakes, whatsa matter with you?
Julie: We got along good in class, so...
Mom: What the hell does that mean? He could be a...
2:21
Uploaded by Fenella Process 4 months ago.
Plays: 34940
Hi Ashley, this is David, 5 o’clock Tuesday afternoon. I don’t know what time you’re coming home. If you have time maybe we can go right into Brentwood and we can have dinner together. Can you call me back please? Bye bye.
Next Message.
Hi Ashley, this is David, its 7:30 p.m. Tuesday night. I have a missed phone...
0:04
Uploaded by Chumley 5 months ago.
Plays: 32755
"Hey this is Phil, leave me a message, or don't - but do me a favor, don't text me, it's gay."
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