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0:09
Uploaded by Boots about 1 year ago.
Plays: 40908
Quagmire:"Skinemax doesn't kick in with the really dirty stuff till about 3 anyway."
Cleveland Brown:"They had one on last night where the girl had a butt face but her breast was immaculate."
0:07
Uploaded by Torey 5 months ago.
Plays: 17463
0:10
Uploaded by tuna142 11 months ago.
Plays: 8944
Quagmire: "Isn't that awesome." Joe: "You said you weren't going to call him." Quagmire: "It's not him you big bully. Joe told me not to call you. So what are you doing?"
0:20
Uploaded by Hermione 6 months ago.
Plays: 7979
Quagmire: "Alright Peter, this is a tough one. Alright, you ready for this? Okay, would you have sex with Cleveland, if it meant you could have sex with Angelina Jolie?" Peter: "Uhhh, yeah, yeah I'd probably do it." Quagmire: "Hang on, hang on. Missionary, and you have to look him in the eye. No closing your eyes and...
0:18
Uploaded by tuna142 11 months ago.
Plays: 3227
"I'm going to be bringing a Puerto Rican girl over here later and she's super hot and real nice but when she was 5 yeas old her dad ran over one of her legs with his van and it's still kind of messed up in a pretty obvious, instantly visible way. Please don't say anything."
0:06
Uploaded by Hermione 6 months ago.
Plays: 2427
Joe: "Quagmire, tell that story about the girl with the inside out anus." Quagmire: "Oh you mean Blossom?" Peter: "Oh that's a great story."
0:03
Uploaded by Cowell 5 months ago.
Plays: 2397
"Nah, I slept with a underage virgin to cure my puff penis."
0:03
Uploaded by Torey 5 months ago.
Plays: 2327
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0:01
Uploaded by Chito 3 months ago.
Plays: 2140
0:18
Uploaded by Oly about 1 month ago.
Plays: 2122
"This is one we call going bananas. I'm a banana. Peel the banana. Go bananas!"
0:12
Uploaded by Cowell 5 months ago.
Plays: 2091
Palm Reader: "Nice to meet you all."
Peter: "Ha ha you sound like the crab from Little Mermaid."
Quagmire: "I had crabs once, it was awful. You gotta buy that cream that comes with the little comb. Of course I can still use the comb."
Peter: "Well that's Quagmire."
0:32
Uploaded by Berling 6 months ago.
Plays: 1952
All: "Good morning, good morning." Cleveland: "It's great to stay up late." All: "Good morning, good morning, to you." Peter: "When the band began to play the stars were shining bright." Quagmire: "But now the Milk Man is on his way, it's to late to say good night." Joe: "So say good morning!" Quagmire: "Ah! Good...
0:12
Uploaded by Rader Maler 6 months ago.
Plays: 1489
Quagmire: "Hey who wants to play drink the beer?" Peter: "Right here." Quagmire: "You win!" Peter: "Alright, what do I win?" Quagmire: "Another beer!" Peter: "Oh I'm going for the high score." Quagmire: "Well actually Charlie has the high score." Charlie: "Hey man, your clock won't flush."
0:17
Uploaded by Gutman 6 months ago.
Plays: 1482
Buzz Killington: "Oh on the contrary, I've quite a mastery of the humorous yarn. Do any of you know the tale of how cornmeal came to be." Cleveland: "No." Quagmire: "No." Peter: "No." Buzz Killington: "Neither did the miller when he let his house that morning."
0:02
Uploaded by Torey 5 months ago.
Plays: 1349
0:09
Uploaded by Bouffier 5 months ago.
Plays: 1273
Quagmire: "Skinemax doesn't kick in with the really dirty stuff till about 3 anyway." Cleveland Brown: "They had one on last night where the girl had a butt face but her breasts was immaculate."
0:02
0:09
Uploaded by tuna142 11 months ago.
Plays: 1010
"I'm serious Brian that leg is a train wreck. She herself is so pretty but that thing just looks like a string of sausages with one empty casing in it."
0:08
Uploaded by Rader Maler 6 months ago.
Plays: 922
Quagmire: "Hey baby, how'd you like to share a pair of skates." Woman: "Sure." Quagmire: "Ahh, never mind. Boy you look a lot better from behind!"
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