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0:20
Uploaded by Vallens 6 months ago.
Plays: 6165
Hi, I’m Peter Grifin. You know we’ve had a lot of laughs tonight, but I’ll tell you what’s not funny; killing strippers. Strippers are people too, naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind a curtain in the VIP room. Besides, there’s no need to kill them ‘cause...
0:02
Uploaded by Esteban Cartmenez about 1 year ago.
Plays: 3348
"So say goodnight to the bad guy!"
0:09
Uploaded by sportsrulz45 11 months ago.
Plays: 1442
Chris: "You're not going to make a move are you? Goodnight Jamie." Jamie: "Goodnight Chris" Chris: "You don’t deserve a penis."
0:11
Uploaded by sonicspeed312 10 months ago.
Plays: 820
"So... you're gonna go out there, you're gonna say 'goodnight' and 'I've had a very lovely evening'... walk out the door, get in the car.... go home, jerk off... and that's all you gonna do."
0:06
Uploaded by bouchard about 1 year ago.
Plays: 721
I don't envy you the headache you will have in the morning. But in the meantime, sleep well, and dream of large women.
0:06
Uploaded by Clark Griswold 9 months ago.
Plays: 503
Truman: "Good morning!" Family: "Good morning." Truman: "Oh, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight."
0:07
Uploaded by Michael Banks 10 months ago.
Plays: 443
"See, you're assuming I won't shoot your sorry ass, and everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass outta you, and umption. "
0:11
Uploaded by James Bond about 1 year ago.
Plays: 364
"So you're gonna go out there and you're gonna say 'goodnight, I've had a very lovely evening', walk out the door, get in the car, go home and jerk off and that's all you gonna do."
0:18
Uploaded by rob 4 months ago.
Plays: 297
Hi, I’m Peter Grifin. You know we’ve had a lot of laughs tonight, but I’ll tell you what’s not funny; killing strippers. Strippers are people too, naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind a curtain in the VIP room. Besides, there’s no need to kill them ‘cause...
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1:09
Uploaded by moon about 1 year ago.
Plays: 165
[A telephone rises out from a compartment next to the bed]
Miss Mary Goodnight:
"What's the matter?"
James Bond:
"Something came up. Hello?"
M:
"Ah there you are Bond, well done congratulations"
James Bond:
"Thankyou sir"
M:
"Is Miss Goodnight with you I'd like a word with her"
James...
0:10
Uploaded by sonicspeed312 10 months ago.
Plays: 159
"One drink and that's it.....don't be rude, drink your drink, but do it quickly! Say 'goodnight' and go home"
0:11
Uploaded by Lygia Massey 9 months ago.
Plays: 131
0:06
Uploaded by Michael Banks 10 months ago.
Plays: 129
"I'm always frank and ernest with women. In New York I'm Frank, in Chicago I'm Ernest. Hehehe."
0:12
Uploaded by Too Far about 1 year ago.
Plays: 127
"So…you're gonna go out there, you're gonna say 'goodnight' and 'I've had a very lovely evening'…walk out the door, get in the car…go home, jerk off…and that's all you gonna do."
1:54
Uploaded by Chuck about 1 year ago.
Plays: 125
"I believe that America has always thrived on adversity and so I can foresee only good ahead for this country despite my personal sorrow at leaving public service and leaving many objectives incomplete. Under this administration which you have chosen and in which I have been privileged to serve, the longest war in...
0:40
Uploaded by Chuck about 1 year ago.
Plays: 124
"I can truthfully say to you all that we children at home are full of cheerfulness and courage. We are trying to do all we can to help our gallant sailors, soldiers and airmen. And when peace comes, remember it will be for us, the children of today, to make the world of tomorrow a better and happier place. My sister...
0:07
Uploaded by Walling Harrogate 7 months ago.
Plays: 116
"See you're assuming I won't shoot your sorry ass, and everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption."
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