Take This Job and Fill It

I shouldn't be listening to complaints; I should be making them with you guys! The good Lord lets us grow old for a reason: to gain the wisdom to find fault with everything... More »

I shouldn't be listening to complaints; I should be making them with you guys! The good Lord lets us grow old for a reason: to gain the wisdom to find fault with everything He's made. Mr. Peterson, you can take this job and...fill it. And one more thing -- I never once washed my hands. That's your policy, not mine.
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