Kyle: For sure dude it’s the most God forsaken place on the planet. Things are finally going to be normal around here.
Kyle’s Mom: Oh God! Oh God what did we do wrong...
More »Kyle: For sure dude it’s the most God forsaken place on the planet. Things are finally going to be normal around here.
Kyle’s Mom: Oh God! Oh God what did we do wrong Gerald.
Gerald: Take it easy we’ll find him.
Kyle: I’ll call you back.
Kyle’s Mom: Oh God he’s gone. Your little brother has run away from hom.
Kyle: What? Are you sure?
Kyle’s Mom: He left a note saying he’s never coming back.
Kyle: Dear mommy and Daddy. I am running away. I am sorry but I can no longer handle the monotony of middle class life. Eveyrone at school is a fucking idiot and if one more person talked to me about that Susan Boyle performance of Les Miserables I was going to puke my balls out through my mouth. I love you all but I have to move on. I’m going to Somali to be a pirate. Oh shit.
Kyle’s Mom: Oh Gerald what are we going to do?
Gerald: It’s alright he couldn’t have gone far. Lets call the other kids houses.
Kyle: Oh God, what have I done.
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