God should be present in the bedroom

Mr. Snow, may I ask you a question.
Ok.
I want to please my wife, here, on our honeymoon, but I don't know what I'm doing. More »

Mr. Snow, may I ask you a question.
Ok.
I want to please my wife, here, on our honeymoon, but I don't know what I'm doing.
Sex wise? Do you not know how to use this?
I know how.
Have you had sex before?
We can't.
Why?
Our religion.
Oh right, because of god and everything. That's not gonna be a problem, because god should be present in the bedroom.
Just tell me, specifically, what I need to do.
You need to penetrate deeply, and penetrate the clitirois simultaneously, that's what you need to do. If you can evolve the anus in that, that's absolute perfection.
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