Woman: Hello this is football…Jenna speaking can I help you?
Becky: Hi Jenna. Is that Everton?
Woman: It certainly is. Can I help you at all?
More »Woman: Hello this is football…Jenna speaking can I help you?
Becky: Hi Jenna. Is that Everton?
Woman: It certainly is. Can I help you at all?
Becky: Yeah I’d like to be a footballer’s wife. I saw them on the TV.
Woman: Right, what you may have to do is write to one of our players.
Becky: I’m only 8 years old am I too young?
Woman: I think you might be.
Becky: But I’ve been practicing.
Woman: Have ya?
Becky: Yeah, did you know I can talk like a footballer’s wife.
Woman: Can you now?
Becky: Yeah do you want to hear me?
Woman: Go on then.
Becky: Hello darling, give us a Bacardi and coke.
Woman: You shouldn’t be saying things like that you’re too young.
Becky: I’m taking your money and I’m going shopping.
Woman: That’s really good.
Becky: Jenna are you a footballer’s wife?
Woman: No but I wish I had the money.
Becky: Which footballer would you like to be the wife of?
Woman: Oh I don’t know.
Becky: Are you…
Woman: Whose wife would you like to be?
Becky: David Beckham.
Woman: David Beckhams…
Becky: But he already has a wife.
Woman: He does, doesn’t he?
Becky: So I’m going to run her over in my car.
Woman: Well you might have to…but when you’re old David Beckham is going to be too old for you then isn’t he? So what might be better doing is wait until you’re 18 and then you might see him.
Becky: Are you from Liverpool?
Woman: I am yes.
Becky: Are you a…?
Woman: Where are you from?
Becky: I’m from Dublin.
Woman: Are you…?
Becky: Oh yeah I am.
Woman: Are you?
Becky: I hate the Reds.
Woman: That’s okay then.
Becky: Do you want to hear me talk like one.
Woman: I’d love to but I can’t really because I’m very busy at the moment.
Becky: Alright, alright I’m done. What will I do to become a footballer’s wife?
Woman: What you should do is you should write in or maybe draw a picture. And what you can do is get it in the program…
Becky: But footballer’s wives can’t read or write.
Woman: But they can.
Becky: No, they’re too thick.
Woman: They’re not. Of course they’re not. Not all of them.
Becky: Are you telling me Colleen McGlocklen can write?
Woman: Of course she can.
Becky: Yeah just her signature on a credit card.
Woman: No, she was in college.
Becky: Shopping College?
Woman: No, she went to college. She was in school.
Becky: Alright Jenna…
Woman: Okay.
Becky: I’ve got to go. I’ve got Ray Ronnie on the other line.
Woman: Oh right, okay.
Becky: He’s a dog.
Woman: Bye.
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