Phone Sex Pranks - Motivational Speaker

Gil: Um, I’m kind of into motivational speakers, like self help people.
Woman: Oh okay, just like that Susan Powers chick?
Gil: Yeah, yeah, exactly. So where are you? Are... More »

Gil: Um, I’m kind of into motivational speakers, like self help people.
Woman: Oh okay, just like that Susan Powers chick?
Gil: Yeah, yeah, exactly. So where are you? Are you on stage right now?
Woman: Yea.
Gil: Do you have a tiny mic on? Like a wireless mic?
Woman: Yea.
Gil: That’s good. How many people are in the audience watching us?
Woman: Um, let’s go for 25 options.
Gil: No, a lot more.
Woman: 25,000.
Gil: A tiny bit more.
Woman: 100,000.
Gil: Yeah, so good, yeah. Do you want to raise my self esteem baby?
Woman: Yeah. Feel confident about what your’e doing. Feel assertiave at what you do.
Gil: Yeah?
Woman: Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not good enough.
Gil: Keep going. You want my…to be effective?
Woman: Yeah.
Gil: Yeah, just like what? Who else is effective?
Woman: Um Donald Trump, he’s kind of effective.
Gil: Yeah.
Woman: I want you to go out and read more literature
Gil: Read more literature, what should I read?
Woman: Um, Cicero.
Gil: Cicero, okay. Wait, I should learn new language?
Woman: Yeah that works.
Gil: Yeah, like what language should I learn?
Woman: German.
Gil: That’s good it makes sense. Like If I’m over weight what should I do?
Woman: Walk more.
Gil: Oh okay.
Woman: You’re the greatest guy I’ve ever met.
Gil: You have your own harsh story don’t you? Can you motivate me with your life?
Woman: I came from a ghetto.
Gil: You came from a ghetto.
Woman: Yeah, it’s very dangerous.
Gil: Oh that sounds awful. Sounds like an awful city.
Woman: 16.
Gil: Keep going, say it over and over again.
Woman: 16.
Gil: Oh yeah.
Woman: 16.
Gil: I can do it. I can do it.
Woman: Be the best. Be the best.
Gil: I’m going to cum. I’m going to cum.
Woman: Think positive. Think positive.
Gil: Yeah!
Woman: Okay, bye.
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