Beached Whale

WHALE:*gasp* ah, no. ah no. I'm beached bro, I'm beached is! Hey bro.
KIWI: aw Hey bro! ...What're you doin bro?
WHALE: Dude, I'm beached is! More »

WHALE:*gasp* ah, no. ah no. I'm beached bro, I'm beached is! Hey bro.
KIWI: aw Hey bro! ...What're you doin bro?
WHALE: Dude, I'm beached is!
KIWI: ...Oho, shit! You're beached is!
WHALE: Tell me something I don't know.
KIWI: ....Ooh, You're heaps beached iss!
WHALE: So beached! ....Beached is!
KIWI: ...D'ya wanna chip bro?
WHALE: As in a chop?
KIWI: Yeah, chip.
WHALE: A potato chop?
KIWI: This one, chip, a chip.
WHALE: I would bro, but I don't eat chips,
KIWI: Is that so?
WHALE: naaah, I only eat plankton.
KIWI: Plankton?
WHALE: Can't chew, bro?
KIWI: Try a chip, bro.
WHALE: Nah, I can't chew.
KIWI: Just try a chip, bro.
WHALE: You don't understand, I might look big, but I can't chew bro, I only eat plankton.
KIWI: That's very deceptive!
WHALE: I know, it's very misleading. Do you have any plankton?
KIWI: I might, I'll go and check over here.
WHALE: Do you happen to have a bucket or a hose, bro? I need to get wet ASAP?
KIWI: Are you pretty parched?
WHALE: I'm parched is. And I'm beached bro!
KIWI: You're beached is!
WHALE: I know...see if you can find some plankton.
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