Man Asks 911 For $2

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Operator: 911.
Man: May I speak to Chris a minute please.
Operator: I’m sorry who do you need? More »

Operator: 911.
Man: May I speak to Chris a minute please.
Operator: I’m sorry who do you need?
Man: Chris.
Operator: This is 911 did you need the police?
Man: Yes ma’am I sure do.
Operator: Well who is Chris?
Man: He was the policeman that did all my paper work. I think I need the assistance of emergency. I’m dialing 9 plus 911. I’ve got an immediate back…immediately. The hotel is not cooperating with me. It’s for 2 whole bucks worth of money. I can’t find it. I got to get it back…your police department and when I needed them at the right time they come and they handled the situation. Is that true or a lie?
Operator: Let me just verify why you’re calling.
Man: Yes ma’am I did call 911.
Operator: Okay.
Man: I have an emergency.
Operator: Do you have an emergency because you need to send a fax…
Man: For two bucks.
Operator: Do you need the paramedics for something?
Man: That would be good.
Operator: Okay, so you need the paramedics to respond to the…
Man: Provided that got 2 bucks to lend me until I can get to the bank and get my 920…
Operator: No. You know what that’s not going to happen.
Man: What’s going to happen? Where am I going to get the damn $2 from? I’m the most…new citizen. Doesn’t that…have a clout even in this town? Am I going to go to work for him full term. Isn’t that why I came here to begin with? I think so.
Operator: Okay, well I don’t have 2 bucks to lend you sir so I’m not sure what to tell you.
Man: Tell me where I can find 2 measly dollars in this town.
Operator: I don’t know sir.
Man: I’ll find it. Alright.
Operator: Good night.
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