Woman: Hello Grady’s.
Becky: Hello is that crane hire, can I hire a crane?
Woman: Yeah. Where do you want to hire a crane for?
More »Woman: Hello Grady’s.
Becky: Hello is that crane hire, can I hire a crane?
Woman: Yeah. Where do you want to hire a crane for?
Becky: I need it for my home.
Woman: And what do you want us to do?
Becky: I need it to lift my dad off the couch.
Woman: To lift your dad off the couch…
Becky: Yeah he’s always sitting on it.
Woman: And how big is your dad?
Becky: He’s huge.
Woman: I don’t know if I’d have a crane big enough would I?
Becky: I need a big crane.
Woman: How heavy would he be?
Becky: It depends what he has for dinner.
Woman: Oh, it might be better if you didn’t give him any dinner before we came and then he might be a bit lighter.
Becky: He loves Chinese take away.
Woman: He’s going to be fairly heavy isn’t he?
Becky: This nuker is on…
Woman: Nuker?
Becky: And he won’t get off the couch.
Woman: Maybe if you turned off the nuker he’d get up to turn it back on again.
Becky: What kind of cranes have you got?
Woman: We have big ones and we have small ones. I don’t know if one would fit inside your house though.
Becky: Are you married?
Woman: No, are you?
Becky: No not yet.
Woman: Not yet. Are you getting married?
Becky: Yeah but not if he’s a slob like my dad.
Woman: A slob…no I wouldn’t marry one of them either. God. Where about is your house and we‘ll send a crane to take a look at it.
Becky: You can’t miss it, it’s the one with the fat guy on the couch.
Woman: Oh well we just look through the window and check if it’s the right house.
Becky: What’s your name?
Woman: What’s your name first?
Becky: Becky.
Woman: My name is Pamela.
Becky: Pamela.
Woman: Yeah.
Becky: Don’t marry a slob.
Woman: I won’t marry a slob, no.
Becky: Think of the children for God’s sake.
Woman: And tell me this who is going to pay for the crane to lift your big slob of a dad off the couch?
Becky: I have his credit card.
Woman: You have his credit card?
Becky: Yep, to stop him ordering more Chinese.
Woman: Oh right. And tell me this where will we put him when we lift him off the couch?
Becky: Put him in the garden I think he’ll make a nice feature.
Woman: Feature would he…
Becky: Yeah.
Woman: Right and when do you want me to do this for you.
Becky: Come over straight away will you.
Woman: Where is it?
Becky: Dublin.
Woman: Where about in Dublin that’s a very big place.
Becky: Near the Chinese take away.
Woman: Near the Chinese take away…we’ll see you out there and it will take us 2 hours to get up there Becky is that alright?
Becky: That’s the fine. The nuker will be still on.
Woman: It’s what?
Becky: It’s nuker will still be on.
Woman: And will you by chance turning off that nuker and see if that will make him get off the couch first before we send up a crane.
Becky: I think he’s sitting on the remote.
Woman: Take the plug out of the wall.
Becky: Now you’re talking.
Woman: Now I am talking. It will save you a bit of money.
Becky: I’ll try that and then I’ll call you back and see if that doesn’t work.
Woman: Alright, you do that. Thanks for ringing Becky.
Becky: Pamela you’re a star. Bye.
Woman: Bye.
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