Girl: “Well I mean, I’ve seen bits of it.
Guy: “Do you think that you could recreate the plot for me?”
More »Girl: “Well I mean, I’ve seen bits of it.
Guy: “Do you think that you could recreate the plot for me?”
Girl: “Sure.”
Guy: “K. Go for it.”
Girl: “So it starts out and the planet's really bad now because of the dark side. And there's this new bad guy in town...and he's Darth Vader. The--his puppet master is the, counselor? Or, the, what is his name? He's got white face. And they're going around the galaxy and they're killing people and they're killing Jedis and stuff. They go to the farm, cause like, Luke is a farmer on some planet. He's about to get killed or something, so Obie-Wan has to save him and then they go to this different planet and then there's C3P0 and R2D2 and they've got a message from Princess Leia. The...Jedis are her last hope. Han Solo and Chewie get hired to go save her but they don't in the first movie. It comes later that they save her.
This is a different movie now. And now, it's a cliffhanger. It doesn't matter how it ends because the other one picks up right where it left off. They go to the bar planet, and Princess Leia's there in her little golden suit. They kill Jabba the Hutt, they get away, and they go to this planet full of the...brown muppets. Oh, what are they called?"
Guy: "Ewoks?"
Girl: "Right. And it's gettin' taken over and stuff by big robots. And they have to kill the big robots and Chewie's there, and he's like a deformed Ewok or something? He looks just like em. He looks just like 'em, and so he has--except, like three times bigger. But he has to help 'em. And then they do, and then Luke blows up the Death Star with The Force 'cause he's been training this whole time and he's getting pretty good. Stop laughing at me! Lando Calrissian ... betrays them on the Dark Side and I guess he feels bad about it and then he dies feeling bad about it. And then, Han Solo gets frozen with 'the stuff'.
And then, the third movie, Yoda dies. And Obie-Wan dies too. So Obie-Wan, Ghost Obie-Wan, and Ghost Yoda are together in this one. And Luke goes and talks to them 'cause he's, like going to the Dark Side or whatever. And they tell him to keep the faith, and the force is strong or whatever. He goes, and they stop the Emperor. They free Hans from the stuff..."
Guy: "Hans?"
Girl: "Solo."
Guy: "Hans?"
Girl: "Hans...Solo."
Guy: "Han."
Girl: "Solo."
Guy: "Han Solo."
Girl: "Hans-Han S."
Guy: "H. A. N."
Girl: "Right, whatever. They pull off the mask of Darth Vader, and it's a crusty white guy, and he's dying and stuff. And Luke, I guess, feels bad. And at the very end, somebody is there to give them all awards. Luke and Han kiss each other. And Chewie groans. That's the movie."
Guy: "That's the three--that's the Star Wars Trilogy."
Girl: "Uh huh."
Guy: "You leave anything out?"
Girl: "I don't think so."
Guy: "Okay."
Girl: "They blew up the Death Star, I said that, right?"
Guy: "Yeah."
Girl: "That's important."
Guy: "Yup. I think you're--I think you got it. I think that's it."
(Chewie mumbles.)
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