"I wake up to the sound of a rooster crow. No alarm clock today and no cell phone. Computer shut down, no electricity. Time to go green to simplicity. Cause it's Earth Day!...
More »"I wake up to the sound of a rooster crow. No alarm clock today and no cell phone. Computer shut down, no electricity. Time to go green to simplicity. Cause it's Earth Day! Wash my cloths in the waves, the sun is cooking my toast and my eggs. Cause it's Earth Day! Drop a deuce by candle light. Don't flush they can float all day and night. Cause it's Earth Day! Mow the lawn by eating grass. Cause it's Earth Day! Use the extra to wipe my ass. On Earth Day, don't drive cause I'm drinking gas. Cause it's Earth Day. I'm drunk so I want to go shopping. Earth Day! But I'm low on cash so I dumpster dive to turn in soda cans on Earth Day! Stack of new nickels in my hand I burry the coins to make a phat money plan. On Earth Day! Now I'm rich and evil, I kill the bills...Vin Deisel cause it's Earth Day! And my plans have worked while you were watching this song I destroyed the earth. On Earth Day! How ironic I am I wrote a sick jam and destroyed the planet. On her birthday. Adios Mamma Nature, I don't hate you I'm just drunk on gasoline. Earth Day! Don't drink gasoline guys I feel absolutely terrible. Earth Day!"
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