Operator : 911
Man : Yes, can i get a, um, police escort to Lil Wayne?
More »Operator : 911
Man : Yes, can i get a, um, police escort to Lil Wayne?
Operator : For what?
Man : A police escort to Lil Wayne?
Operator : To Little Wayne?
Man : Oh. Sean Michael Carter. I'm sorry.
Operator : What is Little Wayne, Sir?
Man : I'm sorry, he's a rapper. Um, he's a hip hop artist.
Operator : Can you get a police escort to him?
Man : Yes
Operator : Where is this at?
Man : I believe he stays in Miami.
Operator : You want a police escort to take you to Miami?
Man : Or .... do you have a helicopter?
Operator : Um yeah. We don't just send helicopters out for rappers.
Man : Well, I'm driving there right now. I just want the fastest way to get there. I dont want to get pulled over on the highway.
Operator : OK, the fastest way to get there would be to the speed limit on the interstate. We can't give you a polic escort to go see a rapper in Miami.
Man : There's no way you could possibly do that? I talked to some nice guys, they were nice. He told me he was willing to help me out with anything.
Operator : He was willing to help you, take you all the way to Miami?
Man : I don't know. He asked me if I wanted fire and rescue and I said, I turned him down. I said yeah. Ride on the fire truck.
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Man : You guys don't escort?
Operator : No sir, we don't.
Man : OK. Are you sure?
Operator : I'm positive, sir. What's your name?
Man : ummmmm
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