Operator: 911 emergency.
Man: Yes, I had a blonde woman nude in a white Mitsubishi and somebody stole her. Somebody put a gun to her and took her. She’s a blond and she...
More »Operator: 911 emergency.
Man: Yes, I had a blonde woman nude in a white Mitsubishi and somebody stole her. Somebody put a gun to her and took her. She’s a blond and she was…
Operator: When did this happen sir?
Man: This happened 5 minutes ago.
Operator: Is she like a family member?
Man: Yes.
Operator: How old is this person?
Man: She’s 45.
Operator: And who took her?
Man: Huh?
Operator: Who took her?
Man: I don’t know. She was in her car.
Operator: By herself or with someone else.
Man: By herself I wasn’t with her. I’m waiting for her to come back. Somebody stole her.
Operator: What do you mean someone stole her sir?
Man: Somebody robbed her…took her…nude! Blonde!
Operator: This is a 40 year old lady who lives with you?
Man: No, no no. She’s 40 years old and lives with me. She’s supposed to live with me.
Operator: Was she in the car by herself or was she…
Man: By herself.
Operator: Then how was she stolen?
Man: What?
Operator: How was she stolen if she’s riding in the car by herself?
Man: I don’t know. I don’t know. I...armed robbery I guess.
Operator: I’m sorry?
Man: Armed robbery.
Operator: Armed robbery?
Man: Yeah, armed robbery I guess.
Operator: Did she steal something from you?
Man: Huh?
Operator: Did she steal something from you?
Man: No, no, no. No, no, no.
Operator: Okay, what’s missing is the lady and her car?
Man: The lady and her car.
Operator: And her car?
Man: Yeah, and her car. It’s a Mitsubishi…gone…white.
Operator: Okay, sir have you been drinking or anything?
Man: Yes I have.
Operator: Okay, what I’m getting from your story is that you’re telling me that this lady was stolen?
Man: Yes.
Operator: Okay, sir that’s really not possible.
Man: Oh okay.
Operator: If she’s driving in the car by herself then no one took her…
Man: Okay, she’s sneaking out of here. Okay? Okay?
Operator: Okay.
Man: Bye.
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