Ashley: “What are you doing?” Ashley’s Mom: “Just watching TV, what’s going on?” Ashley: “I’m freaking out right now because we had to go over the Z100 to do...
More »Ashley: “What are you doing?” Ashley’s Mom: “Just watching TV, what’s going on?” Ashley: “I’m freaking out right now because we had to go over the Z100 to do an interview and we’re like downstairs in the lobby getting ready to go up. And I’m out in the car, I’ve been feeling under the weather since I got in the city and I was trying to get the driver to pull over for the longest time we were stuck in traffic and he wouldn’t pull over to take me to the bathroom and I pooped my pants. Not kidding a little bit leaked out. I don’t even want to tell Tiffany. What should I do?” Ashley’s Mom: “Go find a bathroom.” Ashley: “I know but if I get out of the car they’re going to see it. I’m so embarrassed.” Ashley’s Mom: “Do you have a jacket?” Ashley: “I guess I could take off my shirt because I have my thermal underneath my over shirt.” Ashley’s Mom: “Tie something around your waste, get out and go in and go to the bathroom and rinse your pants.” Ashley: “It leaked out on my jeans. Oh my God.” Ashley’s Mom: “Take your pants off and you have to just rinse them a little bit but don’t get them soaking wet.” Ashley: “But what do I say about all the water spots all over my jeans. I have to be on the radio with Romeo.” Ashley’s Mom: “Well you’re just going to…can you pretend like you slipped and fell. Isn’t it raining there?” Ashley: “I swear to God it’s dripping down my leg and it’s on my Converse.” Ashley’s Mom: “Okay, fall in a puddle. Fall in a puddle so you’re all wet. And then excuse yourself; go to the rest room clean off your jean that explains the water.” Ashley: “Oh my God that’s a great idea. What if I smell like shit though?” Ashley’s Mom: “You won’t. Just rinse them off. Put a little bit of hand soap on the jeans so they don’t smell like poop.” Ashley: “I don’t even want to tell Tiffany cause if I do she’s going to make fun of me so bad.” Ashley’s Mom: “Don’t tell her.” Ashley: “Oh my God has this ever happened to you?” Ashley’s Mom: “No. Just get out of the car, fall in the puddle so that you’re all wet that excuses the water in your pants. Say let me go into the bathroom I have to dry off a little bit, don’t get them too soaking wet but rinse them a little bit.” Ashley: “I’m coming you guys. Shit! Yeah I’m fine guys. Let’s roll inside. Are you with me? Can you guys get me a towel or something? Okay I’m walking inside right now.” Ashley’s Mom: “Okay, ask where the rest room is.” Ashley: “I don’t want to go up the elevator. I’m like covered in water.” Romeo: “Hang up the phone we have to go upstairs now.” Ashley’s Mom: “Who is that yelling at you? Ashley: “It’s one of the record reps.” Ashley’s Mom: “You tell that bastard that he needs to watch his mouth first of all and that you need to use the rest room first.” Ashley: “Mom you got to watch your mouth first because you’re on Z100 right now.” Ashley’s Mom: “You little bastard yourself. No.” Ashley: “We love you mom. Sorry mom, we love you.”
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