Chris: Zachary and I wanted to come out tonight and address the long time fans of Star Trek.
Zachary: We understand that you are concerned about the way that we are handling...
More »Chris: Zachary and I wanted to come out tonight and address the long time fans of Star Trek.
Zachary: We understand that you are concerned about the way that we are handling your beloved franchise. But don’t worry we’ve gone to great lengths to ensure that this film fits in flawlessly with the established…
Chris: Absolutely, all the Star Trek star dates we used correspond perfectly with the ones used in the original series and in the Next Generation.
Zachary: And our movie takes the time to explore the origins of the Colinar Ceremony as it is connected to the fascinating Ponfire marriage ritual.
Chris: And I swear that the transporters on this Enterprise utilize the uh…haysay…oh God I have no idea what I’m talking about.
Zachary: Neither do I but you guys, seriously, please; you have got to stop harassing us.
Seth: You’re getting harassed?
Zachary: Yeah you have no idea how insane some of these fans are Seth.
Chris: I mean we’re getting angry calls in the middle of the night Seth. I mean at least I think they’re angry I can’t really understand them. They’re either speaking Vulcan or Hebrew.
Zachary: And they keep vandalizing my mail box every morning I wake up and it’s filled with decapitated action figures and empty inhaler canisters.
Chris: And they’re tying notes to rocks and throwing them against my window scratching the glass.
Seth: The rocks don’t break through the windows?
Chris: NO they’re not throwing them hard enough.
Seth: I guess I’m just surprised you guys would be intimidated by Trekkies.
Zachary: Yeah well they can be pretty intimidating Seth, I mean look.
Seth: Maybe a little intimidating.
Chris: We just really hope they come out and see the movie…
Leonard: They will come, they will come.
Zachary: What if the fans reject Chris and me as the new Kirk and Spock?
Leonard: Gentleman I’ve spent many years of my life among Trekkies…Trekkers and they have been some of the greatest years of my life. And while it may take some time, I believe that soon they will find you Chris equal to the original Captain Kirk and you Zach to be slightly less than equal to the original Spock but ultimately okay.
Seth: Okay, I mean do you think they’re going to like the film?
Leonard: Well to not like it…
Seth: Oh, I know what you’re going to say. To not like it would be illogical.
Leonard: No, I was going to say to not like it would make them dickheads.
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