David: Top 10 reasons to go see the new movie Bruno. Here we go number 10.
Bruno: It’s like Transformers but not as gay.
David: Not as gay apparently. Number 9.
More »David: Top 10 reasons to go see the new movie Bruno. Here we go number 10.
Bruno: It’s like Transformers but not as gay.
David: Not as gay apparently. Number 9.
Bruno: Features lots of suggestive words like Bratwurst and Schnitzel.
David: Top 10 reasons to go see the new movie Bruno, number 8. Number 8 Bruno?
Bruno: I’m sorry; I got distracted by how delicious I look.
David: Let’s move on then. Number 7.
Bruno: If you ask nicely, the guys behind the candy counter will rub the chemical butter all uber your buttocks.
David: That’s a reason to go see the movie. Number 6.
Bruno: Don’t you want to see a crazy gay Austrian who isn’t the Governor of California?
David: First Alaska, now California. We’re working our way down the west coast. Number 5.
Bruno: It’s rated F for Fabulous.
David: Number 4.
Bruno: I do a lot of this…
David: Boy is we selling tickets now or what? Number 2:
Bruno: Harry Potter isn’t the only movie character who’s good with his wand.
David: Nice job. I’m sorry that was my mistake. That was number 3 if you’re scoring at home. Number 2.
Bruno: Bruno is a flamboyantly gay entertainer who makes people uncomfortable, like David Letterman.
David: And the number 1 reason to go see the movie Bruno.
Bruno: Hello, I’m in it!
David: Yeah true.
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