Sheila: “Home Depot, this is Sheila how may I help you?” Frankie J: “Hi Sheila I have a question. Can you help me out with something really quick? My girl has been...
More »Sheila: “Home Depot, this is Sheila how may I help you?” Frankie J: “Hi Sheila I have a question. Can you help me out with something really quick? My girl has been asking me to buy some wood so I don’t know…she told me to call you guys and ask you guys if you have morning wood.” Sheila: “Okay. What kind of wood do you want?” Frankie J: “Do you guys have morning wood?” Sheila: “Morning wood?” Frankie J: “Yes ma’am. I mean she’s been asking for it and she really wants it I don’t know.” Sheila: “I’m not too familiar with the wood we have.” Frankie J: “Cause she was asking for morning wood.” Sheila: “Morning wood, okay. Hold on a second. Kerry, do we have morning wood? He just says it’s called morning wood. Do we have it?” Frankie J: “We need this wood for the project so she was just calling me to ask you guys if you guys sell…” Sheila: “I don’t know much about wood.” Frankie J: “It’s very hard wood. It’s like one of the hardest woods you could ever find.” Sheila: “Okay, I mean all our wood is hard though. I mean it’s not like we have soft wood. It’s all hard.” Frankie J: “I mean it really; really stands out you know what I mean.” Sheila: “Yeah.” Frankie J: “Do you have something I could put on my existing wood to make it harder?” Sheila: “You already have wood that you’re going to put this wood on?” Frankie J: “She has been asking me for morning wood so I’m just trying to see if you guys have it. I just really need this morning wood bad for the project.” Sheila: “Wait a second, morning wood? You want morning wood?” Frankie J: “You guys have that?” Sheila: “Oh God you’re disgusting man.” Frankie J: “No for real she really needs it. She really wants it.” Sheila: “No I know what you mean. You’re not talking about something you buy at Home Depot.” Frankie J: “Well this is Home Depot you guys do sell wood right.” Sheila: “Yeah but…Kerry can you believe this? Why didn’t you tell me you couldn’t figure out morning wood? That’s funny man. That’s real funny.” Frankie J: “No for real. I really need it.” Sheila: “I got to go I got business to do here. Oh baby you can come down here any time and use whatever woods you got.” Frankie J: “Really? And do you guys have that real, real hard wood.” Sheila: “Isn’t your girlfriend going to mind?” Frankie J: “The wood is for everybody right?” Sheila: “Yeah.” Frankie J: “Okay so you’ll take care of me.” Sheila: “Yeah, I’ll take care of you look for Sheila.” Frankie J: “Okay I’ll stop by and get the morning wood then.” Sheila: “Alright, thank you for calling Home Depot. Have a great day.”
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