Legacy with Ice Cream

Uploaded by Jack the Joker

"There are some things I have learned in my recent past that I’m excited to share with you tonight, and one thing I’ve realized is that we all want to leave behind a... More »

"There are some things I have learned in my recent past that I’m excited to share with you tonight, and one thing I’ve realized is that we all want to leave behind a legacy; we all want to be remembered for something. And then I was thinking going, “How can I be remembered?” and then I suddenly realized you can do it on a daily basis, even if it’s one on one with people. For example, the other day, I saw a young boy, and he was eating an ice cream cone, I ran up and I smashed it into his face, I leaned in, I go, 'You remember me forever!' and I ran away. You know when he's 50, he's gonna be like, 'One day a man ran up to me. I did not know this man. He smashed my treat into my eyes, and he pointed and said, 'You FUCKIN' REMEMBER ME FOREVER!' But I did not say'fuckin'. I did not say that. He added 'fuckin'' to make the story more intense and interesting. He deserves to have ice cream smashed in and around his eyes, because he's a lying 50-year-old man."
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