(Narrator): "I could feel the Christmas noose beginning to tighten. Maybe what happened next was inevitable." Ralphie's Mom: "Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas?" ...
More »(Narrator): "I could feel the Christmas noose beginning to tighten. Maybe what happened next was inevitable." Ralphie's Mom: "Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas?" (Narrator): Horrified, I hurt myself blurt it out!" Ralphie: "I want an official Red Ryder Carbon Action 200 shot range model air rifle!" (Narrator): "Oooooooo........ " Ralphie's Mom: "No...You'll shoot your eye out." (Narrator): "Oh no, it was the classic mother BB gun block! Heh, heh. "You'll shoot your eye out!" That deadly phrase uttered many times before by hundreds of mothers was not surmountable by any means known to kiddom."
« Less
