"Hey everybody I'm Dan from College Humor and this is Real Life Twitter. I think I've fallen in love with 10 strangers a day, sigh. First person to touch me gets free tickets...
More »"Hey everybody I'm Dan from College Humor and this is Real Life Twitter. I think I've fallen in love with 10 strangers a day, sigh. First person to touch me gets free tickets to my next improv comedy show. I have 7 Things by Miley Cyrus stuck in my head, she is such a talent. Finally checked out the COllege Humor show, meh. FInally got around to reading Jurrassic Park the book verseion. I'm on page 18 and it's good. Just try this new Colgate Wisp, anybody want to kiss? $9 for organic spinahc, give me a break! Just watched the veiw this morning, not so bad. Everyone look at pictures of my cat. Just got to New York City, what are good things to see and do here. Fuck it. I'm jut going to start calling Gyros, heros. The guy next to me has some crazy BO. Somebody get some Speed Stick up in here stat, lol. Can't wait to get drinks with my girls later. Woo! At the real Shaq, no DVD copies of Kazam bro. Rufflecopter. Standing next to the hottest girl ever but i'm too terrified to say anything."
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