Woman: Hey Trey, you and your friend want to party later?
Tracy: Sure thing baby. Give a kid a call. Holla.
Jack: This is decadent and I once went to Miami with Darryl...
More »Woman: Hey Trey, you and your friend want to party later?
Tracy: Sure thing baby. Give a kid a call. Holla.
Jack: This is decadent and I once went to Miami with Darryl Strawberry.
Tracy: Tip of the iceberg Jacky-D. You can have all this whenever you want or you can marry that nice lady you’re in love with. It’s up to you.
Jack: Look I love Eliza. But you love Angie, right?
Tracy: Of course I do. Angie is the one.
Jack: The one? Where did you hear that?
Tracy: It’s a thing I made up after seeing the Matrix.
Jack: Well at Eliza is my one but Tracy sometimes I think men like us aren’t built for marriage.
Tracy: Okay, this is something I never told anyone. This is my terrible secret. In 20 years that I’ve known her, I’ve never cheated on my wife. There, I said it. Don’t look at me.
Jack: Wait a minute that can’t be the truth.
Tracy: The partying is just for show and because I’m a high functioning alcoholic. All the phone numbers you see me hand out, they’re not even mine.
Brian Williams: Hello. No this isn’t Tracy Jordan. Really? I’ve not heard of that term before. Do you know how to get to Connecticut?
Jack: Oh my God, that’s an inspiration. I mean if you can do it…
Tracy: So can you cause I’m a ridiculous, unstable human being.
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