Balloon boy

You were in a box in the attic! You’re in trouble mister. Big trouble! You had the whole world worried sick. You’re gonna have a nickname now I hope you realize... More »

You were in a box in the attic! You’re in trouble mister. Big trouble! You had the whole world worried sick. You’re gonna have a nickname now I hope you realize that…balloon boy! Do you have any idea how many tweets there were about you young man. You were trending in 8 different topics; balloon boy, hash balloon boy, Colorado, Halloween, okay that one isn’t about you but you’re gonna be a costume now I hope you realize that. A last minute costume! People put you on Up posters! Flight of the Navigator posters, even meshed you up with Kanye West. I saw like 10 of those. I didn’t think any son of mine was gonna grow up to be a mean…I’m gonna be honest with you I only found out about it because I was on Digg. I was just hanging out on Digg and there it was topping all topics, my son Jesus Christ. The DOW broke 10,000 for the first time in a year and nobody gives a damn. Nobody gives a damn! People are even making fake viral videos of me scolding you. Do you have any idea how meta that is?!
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