My Cat Is A Christian

"Hello I'm Edward Current. So far I'm the only person whose appeared in my videos glorifying God. But today, I want you to meet someone special, Mr. Lila. Now you know how... More »

"Hello I'm Edward Current. So far I'm the only person whose appeared in my videos glorifying God. But today, I want you to meet someone special, Mr. Lila. Now you know how they say people tend to look like their pets? I don't know if that's true but I have reason to believe that this big fat kitty cat here is a true blue Christian just like me and I can prove it. Do you accept Jesus as your personal savior? Of course you do. Look how much she loves he bible. Yep, it's a real bible, King James baby. The one with the unicorns. That's right, 100% faith. She doesn't like all books though. And she didn't seem to enjoy her baptism. This is what I call the laying on her paws. Give me a kiss. See how she bows down before her lord Jesus Christ. Well how do you think the son of God felt carrying that cross. Guilt is pain kitty. And all the haters out there that don't think Mr. Lila is going to Kitty Heaven, she'll be praying for you. This has been Edward Current reminding you to spay or neuter you pets. No matter what their religion is."
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