Mom: "They're not kosher."
Girl: "You always told me they were bigger in the pants."
Mom: "Oh kill me with a knife."
More »Mom: "They're not kosher."
Girl: "You always told me they were bigger in the pants."
Mom: "Oh kill me with a knife."
Dad: "What are you dating an Italian for? We're nothing like that. I thought you were smarter than that."
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