Randy: I would like to take this opportunity to explain why farts are funny and queefs are not. Men have always joked about farts and we in fact name our farts. We have the...
More »Randy: I would like to take this opportunity to explain why farts are funny and queefs are not. Men have always joked about farts and we in fact name our farts. We have the squeaker…and then there’s the fog horn…and the don’t be scared…and of course there’s the…
Woman: Well excuse me, if that really is your argument it isn’t a very sound one. Woman name their queefs too. For instance we have the sneezing unicorn…and the resuscitator…
Cartman: Sick! Stop it lady!
Randy: That’ not the same. We got the Chinese firecracker…
Woman: That’s all well and good but we can do the Road Warrior…no, we go in, we kill. No more talk we kill. Soon my dog of war, but we have to do it my way… you just, you just wait!
Randy: Jesus Christ.
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